What the What?!?!

I found this in a box of stories and werid stuff from my youth. Andria, Apryl, and I used to really enjoy making up "Top 10" lists. It's a wonder we never made it on Letterman. Ha. You really need to be tired and semi-delerious to think this is funny, because that was most likely our state of mind when this was invented. Actually, you'd probably have to be one of the 3 of us to think this is funny.

Top Ten "101 Ways" books:

10: 101 Ways to write your name using only a toilet seat cover and a tree-shaped air freshener.
9: 101 ways to file papers using only a thumb tack and a hair dryer.
8: 101 ways to feed and army with only a strawberry and a green pea.
7: 101 ways to fix a leaky faucet using only a bottle of vinegar, and whiteout pen, and an old shoe.
6: 101 ways to have light during a blackout using only a pencil and a jumbo bag of potato chips.
5: 101 ways to catch a naked mole rat with only a spoon and a broken record.
4: 101 ways to give yourself a new hairstyle using only a hole punch and the family cat.
3: 101 ways to pierce your ears using only a fire extinguisher and a 10 ounce can of SPAM.
2: 101 ways to take the youth group to Disneyland using only an umbrella and the cassette tape "Psalty's Camping Trip."
1: 101 ways to build a chair using only a pin, a flowering skunk weed, and the movie "The Brave Little Toaster."

If you made it through this list, congratulations! I'd love to hear what you think about it (or how psycho you think I was!!) by having you comment with the comment link at the bottom of this post.

(note - yes, "The Brave Little Toaster" IS a real movie)